Bloody Cheerleaders!

Albion Rovers v Celtic XI
Friendly, Jock Stein Friendship Cup
Monday 20th July 2009, kick-off 3pm
Cliftonhill Stadium, Coatbridge

Off to Cliftonhill via the train, and I was given the kind offer of a swig of Buckfast from a few bevvied up Celtic fans after I gave them directions to the ground. The match was a friendly affair to mark the relationship between the two clubs due to their former great player, and manager in Celtic's case, Jock Stein. The Wee Rovers ground isn't in the best of conditions, and only one stand is in use these days, the main stand is out-dated with hard wooden seats with next to no leg room. I opted to stand on the terracing in front of the stand, leaning of the freshly painted barrier, painted grey for some reason, fairly certain they were red and yellow before which seemed more appropriate.

Celtic fielded very much a reserve style side with the first team not long back from their Australian tour and preparing for the weekend Wembley Cup games. The Bhoys were managed by Neil Lennon after previous reserve gaffer Willie McStay moved to Ujpest for a management role. Recognisable names is the Celtic line-up were Cillian Sheridan, Paul McGowan and Ryan Conroy, whilst the Wee Rovers were without influential centre-half Todd Lumsden after he picked up a ligament injured in their 6-0 friendly win over Selkirk. Plenty of the Bhoys faithful fans made the short journey on Fair Monday to see their side, the stand was packed, which is a rarity at Cliftonhill. They were in good spirits, some literally, bouncing up and down, singing and waving huge flags, the Wee Rovers fans of course sang their one song repeatedly, AR-ARF-ARFC-OK! Lyrical genius. Tribute songs were also sang about Celtic legend John Hartson who is currently battling against cancer.

Celtic started the brighter with McGowan buzzing about, but it was the Wee Rovers that had the first real chance, a long range effort that had beaten Celts 'keeper Scott Fox but crashed off the crossbar. Rovers goalie Derek Gaston was by far the busier, making several great saves to deny Celtic taking a first-half lead. Half-time brought about the dreaded cheerleaders, I despise this at football games now, it's cringe worthy stuff, although I wouldn't be complaining if they were more my age. That wasn't the only form of entertainment for the interval with a local boys club having a wee beat the 'keeper game, having to run from the half-way line and attempt to score in ten seconds.

The second-half started to become a bit of a borefest and proceedings began to drag on. Out of nowhere Celtic created a clear-cut chance for Sheridan, who slipped and missed from yards out. Sheridan looked to have made amens as he provided an assist for a seemingly well worked goal, but it was flagged for offside. Things continued to peter out towards the closing stages, then three golden chances were created. Either side of Celtic goal bound headers that were both cleared off the line by Rovers defenders, Pollock had a great opportunity to win for the Wee Rovers after a strong run, but unfortunately couldn't apply a finish. So off to penalties for the third match in succession for me, which can be viewed below, apologies about those bloody cheerleaders opting to block more peoples vision by spacing out.

Celtic finally, and I mean finally, triumphed 5-4 in the shoot-out, leaving me three minutes to sprint for the train, I really didn't fancy an extra thirty minutes in Coatbridge. Many positives for the Wee Rovers though who competeted well and didn't seem out their depth, a bumper crowd will also be benefical revenue wise. I doubt the watching Tony Mowbray and Peter Grant will have been overly impressed by any of the Celtic performances.

Next up for the Rovers is a trip to the seaside to play Ayr United in the Challenge Cup, their first competitive outing of the season. Tony Mowbray and his Bhoys will travel down to London to play in the Wembley cup with Al-Ahly, Barcelona and Tottenham Hotspur over the coming weekend. Many photos from the day can be found on Paul Reilly's website, and my YouTube video of the shoot-out here. Another website with video highlights is Randalstown CSC, Down the Wing blogger also attended this fixture, his photo's can be found here.

Result: Albion Rovers 0-0 Celtic XI, Celtic XI won 5-4 on penalties

Line-ups
Albion Rovers: unknown
Celtic XI: Fox, Gallacher, Kurakins, Ferry, Marr, Lafferty, Conroy, Millar, Sheridan, McGowan, McGinn.

Goalscorer(s)
Albion Rovers: none
Celtic XI: none

Attendance: unknown

Jags On The Spot

East Kilbride Thistle v Alloa Athletic
Friendly, Tommy McGrane Cup, Final
Sunday 19th July 2009, kick-off 3.30pm
Showpark, East Kilbride

Now for the main event, the final of the Tommy McGrane Cup to be contested by Alloa Athletic and hosts East Kilbride Thistle. Both triumphed yesterday by three goal margins against Petershill and Ayr United U19s respectively. Sunshine welcomed the two teams onto the pitch and pre-match photos were taken, the Wasps kitted out in their Portugal style away jersey and the Jags in their usual black and white stripes. Alloa fielded a more youthful side than their previous match with highly rated striker Greig Spence leading the line with the experienced Brian 'Carrots' Carrigan.

It was youngster Hugh Kerr who opened the scoring early on, continuing from where he left off after bagging two against Peasy in yesterdays match. He was slipped through on goal approaching from the right wing and he slotted under the advancing 'keeper. Alloa seemed to be dominating the play and possession early on but it was the Jags who had the best chances, missing a simple diving header at the back post and producing a fine save from the young Wasps goalie. A bit of magic brought about the equaliser, Steven 'Dunga' McClung playing a neat one-two and passing it into the bottom corner, similar to the superb goal he bagged against the young Honest Men. The first bookings of the tournament were dished out, three in fact, all for foul language seemingly.

The second-half was the half of missed chances, by Alloa, first up was an almost inch perfect own goal lob by an EK defender, but it was headed off the line. Youngster Spence then had a near post effort well saved and 'Carrots' close range follow up was deflected over the bar. Spence then had another great opportunity, this time heading off the upright from a corner kick delivery. Late on young substitute striker was played clean through, but yet again Johnny Murdoch, the Jags 'keeper produced a fine save to send the final to a penalty shoot-out. The first match of the day provided the first penalty shoot-out I'd seen in the flesh for well over a year, a bit like buses for me with two in the one day.

There seemed like no missing from the spot as both sides found the net with each of their first six attempts. Finally one of the Alloa kids missed the target but the following Jags spot-kick was wonderfully saved. The EK 'keeper proved to be the hero in the end by saving the next Wasps effort, then the winning penalty was converted meaning the Jags would be crowned as winners of the Tommy McGrane Cup. The full penalty shoot-out can be viewed below.

The Wasps will now continue their preparations for the season ahead in the SFL Second Division, hoping for an improved campaign after successfully fighting against relegation last season. Most of the youngsters on show today will be keen to gain more first team action or perhaps even going out on loan for experience. The Jags will be hoping to push for promotion, and will continue with their superb youth and community work. I've really enjoyed the weekend of football and will hopefully be back again next year when the Jags hope to retain their trophy.

Photos that I've taken throughout the weekend can be found here, and the video of the penalty shoot-out can be found on YouTube. Again the Alloa Athletic website has a report on the match which contains photos also.

Result: East Kilbride Thistle 1-1 Alloa Athletic, East Kilbride Thistle won 7-6 on penalties

Line-ups
East Kilbride Thistle: Murdoch, Sangster, Russell (McGhee), Kelly, Hefron, Jordan, Ballantyne (Paris), Williamson, McClung, Watson (McKenna), Fooley (Struthers).
Alloa Athletic: Hall (Thomson), Anderson, Philp, Duncan, Feenan, Barker, Kerr, Carroll (Thomson), Spence (Clark), Carrigan (MacKenzie), Stevenson (Caven).

Goalscorer(s)
East Kilbride Thistle: Steven McClung
Alloa Athletic: Hugh Kerr

Attendance: unknown

Third 'Keeper Lucky

Petershill v Ayr United U19s
Friendly, Tommy McGrane Cup, Third Place Play-Off
Sunday 19th July 2009, kick-off 12pm
Showpark, East Kilbride

I returned to Showpark for the second day on the trot to view the losers affair between Petershill and the Ayr United youngsters. The Peasy lost out 4-1 to a strong Alloa Athletic side in a physical encounter whilst the young Honest Men were taught a lesson by the EK Jags, losing out 3-0 in wet conditions. Up for grabs this early afternoon was a third placed finish and the dreaded wooden spoon in the Tommy McGrane Cup. Inflation was rife as I went for the same hot-dog and Irn-Bru combination from the previous day, £2.50 yesterday, now £3! Confused? I was. Not to worry though, you could get an alcoholic beverage from the club bar, even before 12.30pm on a Sunday!

Hot-dog and Bru in hand the match began and the youngsters were taking the game to their senior opposition. Both sides had made several changes from the day before with the Peasy fielding several trialists, one of which was ex-Queen's 'keeper Scott Murray. Unfortunately for him it was to be a short outing ending with him being stretchered off injured. He raced out to close down Jonathan Tiffoney and managed to force him wide, then went over in a heap. Similar to the incident in an Everton v West Ham United game when Paulo Di Canio caught the ball because the goalkeeper being down injured, instead of heading into the open goal, although in this instance young Tiffoney played on and hit the crossbar. Off went Murray and without a substitute 'keeper the Peasy played a member of their coaching staff between the sticks.

Half-time came, and the cheerleaders were on yet again but sadly, or thankfully, their routine was cut short as the players were out early to continue the action. Another change in goals for Peasy, a strange one, substitute Ayr United U19s goalie who played in yesterdays match had changed allegiance. The deadlock was finally broken by the dodgy haired sub left-back for Petershill, he headed in from barely a yard after a corner kick. The lead didn't last long as the kids his straight back, a strong run by their no.9 who out muscled the Peasy defender and beat the (should that be, his own?) 'keeper.

The floodgates had finally opened, thankfully not in the weather sense this time, as a lofted ball over the Honest Men's defence fell to the Peasy frontman who hooked the ball into the right corner to restore their lead. Credit to the youngsters who didn't drop their heads, a few substitutes then they got what they deserved. A whipped in free-kick saw their goalscorer hit the upright with a close range header, it then fell kindly to their ginger haired central midfielder who tapped in the open goal. The match finished two apiece and the wooden spoon would be settled by a penalty shoot-out. Which Ayr 'keeper would be the hero?

A bizarre scenario then, Peasy converted their first penalty then it was a save each. Penalties were converted up until the sudden-death stage, then one more each. Peasy converted again, then finally the Ayr sub 'keeper tipped one round the post to win the tie for Peasy. The full shoot-out can be viewed below. Petershill will now continue their preparations for their Super Premier League campaign and the Ayr kids will have learnt a lot ahead of another season a youth level.

My photos from the weekend can be found here, and the YouTube video of the penalty shoot-out here.

Result: Petershill 2-2 Ayr United U19s, Petershill won 6-5 on penalties

Line-ups
Petershill: unknown
Ayr United U19s: unknown

Goalscorer(s)
Petershill: unknown
Ayr United U19s: unknown

Attendance: unknown